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new year quotes, resolutions and funnies
“An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.” – Bill Vaughan

“Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account.” – Oscar Wilde

“New Year’s is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls and humbug resolutions.” – Mark Twain

“Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to.” Bill Vaughan

“Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man.” (he meant person) -Benjamin Franklin

“New Year’s Day – Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.” – Mark Twain

“New Year’s Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time.” James Agate

“A New Year’s resolution is something that goes in one Year and out the other.”

Definition of a hangover:
Wrath of Grapes.

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