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Easter Jokes and One Liners


How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur looking good?
With hare spray!

What did the Easter Bunnies do after their wedding?
Went on their bunnymoon!

What do you call a dumb Easter Bunny?
A hare brain!

Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?
He was having a bad hare day!

Why can’t the Easter Bunny’s nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot!

Why is the Easter Bunny the luckiest animal in the world?
Because it has four rabbit’s feet!

Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?
Because it was the chicken’s day off.

How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?
Hareobics.

What do you call ten 10 Easter Bunnies marching backwards?
A receding hareline.

What did the Easter Bunny say to the carrot?
It’s been nice gnawing ya.

What kinds of books does the Easter Bunny like?
Ones with hoppy endings!

What does the Easter Bunny use when it goes swimming?
A hare-net.

What do you call an Easter Bunny with a dictionary in it’s pants?
A smarty pants.

Why did a fellow rabbit say that the Easter Bunny was self-centered?
Because he is eggocentric.

How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy?
Eggercise.

How does the Easter Bunny send letters?
Via Hare Mail.

Why did the Easter egg hide?
He was a little chicken!

What is the difference between a crazy Easter Bunny and a counterfeit banknote?
One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny!

Why did the magician have to cancel his show?
He’d just washed his hare and couldn’t do a thing with it.

What’s the difference between the Easter Bunny and a lumberjack?
One chews and hops, the other hews and chops.

What do you call the Easter Bunny after a hard day’s work?
Tired.

What did the baby Easter Bunny want to do when he grew up?
Join the Hare Force.

What do you call an Easter Bunny with fleas?
Bugs Bunny.

How can you tell which are the oldest Easter Bunnies in a group?
Just look for the grey hares.

“Why are you studying your Easter candy?”
“I’m trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!”

What do you call an Easter Duck that just doesn’t fit in?
Mallardjusted.

What type of movie is about the Easeter Duck?
A duckumentary.

What do you call an Easter egg from outer space?
An “Egg-stra terrestial”.

What do you call a sleeping Easter egg?
Egg-zosted!

What did the Easter eggs do when the light turned green?
They egg-cellerated.

What search engine do Easter eggs use on the Internet?
Egg-site!

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