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UN-EMPLOYEES OF THE MONTH.

We’re taking nominees! Let us know who you think it should be.

Make sure you check out our t-shirts. Perhaps YOU know a person who you think is worthy of being nominated. In the meanwhile, if you’re an unemployee yourself, we suggest you enjoy the company you’re in and we suggest that you keep your sense of humor going! We’ve got a few tips on how to downsize and still keep your mojo up! GOOD LUCK!

rod blagojavich

ROD BLAGOJEVICH.

February unemployee of the month!

The Boy from Illinois! What a pink slip! ‘nuf said.

bush leaves washington

43rd PRESIDENT.

January unemployee of the month!

Our 43rd President was basically fired by a good portion of the country. It happens to the best of us! We wonder if you will file for unemployment along with 11.8 million of us. We salute you and say good bye.

sirius star

SIRIUS STAR SECURITY CHIEF

December unemployee of the month!

We don’t know who you are and we hope you aren’t hurt….but hey. You were the guy (?gal?) in charge of the ‘no pirates’ rule on your huge Saudi ship named the ‘Sirius Star.’ Now you’ve gone and let some old-fashioned pirates climb aboard your 30′ hull, in broad daylight waaaaaaaaaaay off the coast of east Africa. When we hear a pirate story, we prefer it be done by Disney or our crazy uncles who’ve had too much to drink around a campfire. Stay tuned while we watch this one unfold!

alan greenspan

ALAN GREENSPAN.

November unemployee of the month!

You used to be the guy who watched our money under Reagan, Bush(s) and Clinton. so when you raised your right hand and swore to tell the truth in front of congress… we all leaned forward to listen. Here’s what you said about the stock market (and we paraphrase): “tell you the truth, I don’t know what’s going on with wall street.” Are you kidding? O snap! Maybe we need more than one person working on this?

pervez musharraf

PERVEZ MUSHARRAF.

October unemployee of the month!

Pakistan sends Pervez packing! We don’t applaud you…we choose to satirize your sorry state of affairs and make you our un-employee of the month. For now!

yang pelyi

YANG PELYI.

September unemployee of the month!

Congratulations! Not a perfect 10! She wanted to teach the world to sing but no such luck. After training hard to preform the Chinese national anthem at the opening of the Beijing Olympic games, Yang Peiyi was sacked by the politburo. Reason given… poor orthodontics. We salute you Yang because nowhere in the extreme makeover culture of the us would we do such a thing. We think you’re beautiful in fact we think you’re an 11.



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