http://iget2work.com comedy for the unemployed or fed-up! Tue, 17 Jan 2012 02:05:39 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 http://iget2work.com/tips/work-news/comment-page-2/#comment-790 comedy for the unemployed ~~ iGet2Work® » NEWS FLASH: National Unemployment Day Declared iGet2Work Day ~~job humor Mon, 11 Apr 2011 22:02:28 +0000 http://localhost/wordpress2/?page_id=68#comment-790 [...] Have you TiVoed every episode of Celebrity Rehab?   Do you practice interventions with your friends and family members?   Does your past include a history with drugs or alcohol?  Then maybe you should consider becoming a substance abuse counselor.  Helping people with problems associated with drug and alcohol abuse is the work of a substance abuse counselor.   Most positions require a minimum of a high school diploma, some counselors have associates, bachelors and masters degrees and it is common to receive on the job training.  Salaries range from $27,000 to $57,000 annually.  That’s an incentive for clean and sober living. More Jobsciptions, click here. [...] [...] Have you TiVoed every episode of Celebrity Rehab?   Do you practice interventions with your friends and family members?   Does your past include a history with drugs or alcohol?  Then maybe you should consider becoming a substance abuse counselor.  Helping people with problems associated with drug and alcohol abuse is the work of a substance abuse counselor.   Most positions require a minimum of a high school diploma, some counselors have associates, bachelors and masters degrees and it is common to receive on the job training.  Salaries range from $27,000 to $57,000 annually.  That’s an incentive for clean and sober living. More Jobsciptions, click here. [...]

]]> http://iget2work.com/tips/work-news/comment-page-2/#comment-788 comedy for the unemployed ~~ iGet2Work® » JOBSCRIPTION: Architectural Model Maker ~~job humor Thu, 07 Apr 2011 01:40:08 +0000 http://localhost/wordpress2/?page_id=68#comment-788 [...] Do you dream of building a world on your tabletop?  Does the idea of going a day without your Lego make you break out in a cold sweat?  As a child did you use your airplane glue to actually make models?  Then maybe you should consider a career as an architectural model maker.  Creating scale models of residential, business, institutional and civil projects are all in a day’s work for an architectural model maker.  Most pros learned their craft while working on the job.  No degree is required but helpful course work includes drafting, mechanical drawing, woodshop and art.  Salaries range from $35,000 to $57,000 annually.  Sounds like a model situation. More Jobsciptions, click here. [...] [...] Do you dream of building a world on your tabletop?  Does the idea of going a day without your Lego make you break out in a cold sweat?  As a child did you use your airplane glue to actually make models?  Then maybe you should consider a career as an architectural model maker.  Creating scale models of residential, business, institutional and civil projects are all in a day’s work for an architectural model maker.  Most pros learned their craft while working on the job.  No degree is required but helpful course work includes drafting, mechanical drawing, woodshop and art.  Salaries range from $35,000 to $57,000 annually.  Sounds like a model situation. More Jobsciptions, click here. [...]

]]> http://iget2work.com/tips/work-news/comment-page-2/#comment-786 comedy for the unemployed ~~ iGet2Work® » JOBSCRIPTION: Locksmith ~~job humor Wed, 06 Apr 2011 03:03:59 +0000 http://localhost/wordpress2/?page_id=68#comment-786 [...] Did you always dream of picking locks and breaking safes?  As a child was your favorite toy a lock?  Do you like looking through keyholes?  Then maybe you should consider a career as a locksmith.   Making keys, installing, repairing and opening locks are all in a day’s work for a locksmith.  Locksmiths often learn their trade through on-the-job training lasting up to a year in length.  High school graduates are often preferred and some states require licensing.  Salaries range from $26,000 to $54,000 annually.  That sounds like a safe deal. More Jobsciptions, click here. [...] [...] Did you always dream of picking locks and breaking safes?  As a child was your favorite toy a lock?  Do you like looking through keyholes?  Then maybe you should consider a career as a locksmith.   Making keys, installing, repairing and opening locks are all in a day’s work for a locksmith.  Locksmiths often learn their trade through on-the-job training lasting up to a year in length.  High school graduates are often preferred and some states require licensing.  Salaries range from $26,000 to $54,000 annually.  That sounds like a safe deal. More Jobsciptions, click here. [...]

]]> http://iget2work.com/tips/work-news/comment-page-2/#comment-773 comedy for the unemployed ~~ iGet2Work® » JOBSCRIPTION: Social Worker ~~job humor Fri, 01 Apr 2011 01:14:36 +0000 http://localhost/wordpress2/?page_id=68#comment-773 [...] Are you the person that always seems to come across a lost child in a crowd?  Were you the kid who would share a lunch with a classmate who forgot theirs? Do you like to help others in need?   Then maybe you should consider a career as a social worker.  Providing guidance, assistance and counseling to people in crisis is all in a day’s work for a social worker.   Most pros in the field have a master’s degree, (MSW) in social work with a strong background of course study in sociology, psychology, child studies and political science.  Salaries range from $31,000 to $64,000 annually.  I guess you can put a price on kindness. More Jobsciptions, click here. [...] [...] Are you the person that always seems to come across a lost child in a crowd?  Were you the kid who would share a lunch with a classmate who forgot theirs? Do you like to help others in need?   Then maybe you should consider a career as a social worker.  Providing guidance, assistance and counseling to people in crisis is all in a day’s work for a social worker.   Most pros in the field have a master’s degree, (MSW) in social work with a strong background of course study in sociology, psychology, child studies and political science.  Salaries range from $31,000 to $64,000 annually.  I guess you can put a price on kindness. More Jobsciptions, click here. [...]

]]> http://iget2work.com/tips/work-news/comment-page-2/#comment-770 comedy for the unemployed ~~ iGet2Work® » JOBSCRIPTION: Messenger ~~job humor Thu, 31 Mar 2011 01:10:35 +0000 http://localhost/wordpress2/?page_id=68#comment-770 [...] Are you fast on your feet, or your bicycle, or your scooter?   Do you like to be the person that brings things to others?   Is that a messenger bag on your shoulder?    Then maybe you should consider a career as a messenger.  Making sure that packages, documents and just about anything else that can be carried gets from one location to another is all is a day’s work for a messenger. Most messengers learn as they go, but it’s important to have a good working knowledge of local geography and, if required, a drivers license.   Salaries range from $21,000 to $35,000 annually.  Talk about a pick-up. More Jobsciptions, click here. [...] [...] Are you fast on your feet, or your bicycle, or your scooter?   Do you like to be the person that brings things to others?   Is that a messenger bag on your shoulder?    Then maybe you should consider a career as a messenger.  Making sure that packages, documents and just about anything else that can be carried gets from one location to another is all is a day’s work for a messenger. Most messengers learn as they go, but it’s important to have a good working knowledge of local geography and, if required, a drivers license.   Salaries range from $21,000 to $35,000 annually.  Talk about a pick-up. More Jobsciptions, click here. [...]

]]> http://iget2work.com/tips/work-news/comment-page-2/#comment-769 comedy for the unemployed ~~ iGet2Work® » JOBSCRIPTION: Toxicologist ~~job humor Wed, 30 Mar 2011 01:11:32 +0000 http://localhost/wordpress2/?page_id=68#comment-769 [...] Are you attracted to anything with skull and crossbones on it?  As a kid did you like to conduct kitchen experiments with wacky ingredients then feed them to your brother and observe the results?  Is the Toxic Avenger your all time favorite movie character?  Then maybe you should consider a career as a toxicologist. Studying the effects of poisons on man, animals and the environment are all in a day’s work for a toxicologist.  Most full-fledged toxicologists have a master’s degree or PhD.  Salaries range from $45,000 to $96,000 annually. That sounds easy to swallow. More Jobsciptions, click here. [...] [...] Are you attracted to anything with skull and crossbones on it?  As a kid did you like to conduct kitchen experiments with wacky ingredients then feed them to your brother and observe the results?  Is the Toxic Avenger your all time favorite movie character?  Then maybe you should consider a career as a toxicologist. Studying the effects of poisons on man, animals and the environment are all in a day’s work for a toxicologist.  Most full-fledged toxicologists have a master’s degree or PhD.  Salaries range from $45,000 to $96,000 annually. That sounds easy to swallow. More Jobsciptions, click here. [...]

]]> http://iget2work.com/tips/work-news/comment-page-2/#comment-768 comedy for the unemployed ~~ iGet2Work® » JOBSCRIPTION: Dental Hygienist ~~job humor Mon, 28 Mar 2011 01:20:44 +0000 http://localhost/wordpress2/?page_id=68#comment-768 [...] Did you often include white shiny teeth in your crayon drawings?  Were you known to give your Halloween candy away rather than risk a cavity?  Are your torn between floss and a toothbrush as your most valued possession?  Then maybe you should consider a career as a dental hygienist.  Cleaning teeth and gums, removing plaque and tartar, x-raying teeth and offering patients treatments to prevent cavities and promote oral health are all in a day’s work for a dental hygienist.  Working professionals have successfully passed a written and clinical state licensing exam, have attended a dental hygiene training program and most likely have a associate’s or bachelor’s degree. Salaries range from $42,000 to $77,000 annually. That’ll keep you smiling.  More Jobsciptions, click here. [...] [...] Did you often include white shiny teeth in your crayon drawings?  Were you known to give your Halloween candy away rather than risk a cavity?  Are your torn between floss and a toothbrush as your most valued possession?  Then maybe you should consider a career as a dental hygienist.  Cleaning teeth and gums, removing plaque and tartar, x-raying teeth and offering patients treatments to prevent cavities and promote oral health are all in a day’s work for a dental hygienist.  Working professionals have successfully passed a written and clinical state licensing exam, have attended a dental hygiene training program and most likely have a associate’s or bachelor’s degree. Salaries range from $42,000 to $77,000 annually. That’ll keep you smiling.  More Jobsciptions, click here. [...]

]]> http://iget2work.com/tips/work-news/comment-page-2/#comment-764 comedy for the unemployed ~~ iGet2Work® » JOBSCRIPTION: Bridal Consultant ~~job humor Wed, 23 Mar 2011 01:29:31 +0000 http://localhost/wordpress2/?page_id=68#comment-764 [...] It the “Wedding March” your favorite song?  As a child did you love playing a dress-up bride?  Do you think “I do” are the sweetest words in the English language?  Aiding a couple in the selection of invitations, decorations, venues, music, menus and vendors are all in a day’s work for a bridal consultant.  Most working “wedding planners” learn by understudying an experienced professional.  No degree is required but course work in liberal arts and business is helpful. Salaries range from $21,000 to $50,000 annually.  That’s frosting on the cake. More Jobsciptions, click here. [...] [...] It the “Wedding March” your favorite song?  As a child did you love playing a dress-up bride?  Do you think “I do” are the sweetest words in the English language?  Aiding a couple in the selection of invitations, decorations, venues, music, menus and vendors are all in a day’s work for a bridal consultant.  Most working “wedding planners” learn by understudying an experienced professional.  No degree is required but course work in liberal arts and business is helpful. Salaries range from $21,000 to $50,000 annually.  That’s frosting on the cake. More Jobsciptions, click here. [...]

]]> http://iget2work.com/tips/work-news/comment-page-2/#comment-763 comedy for the unemployed ~~ iGet2Work® » JOBSCRIPTION: Abstractor ~~job humor Tue, 22 Mar 2011 01:07:54 +0000 http://localhost/wordpress2/?page_id=68#comment-763 [...] Do you like to dig for answers? In your mind is authenticity everything?  Are you good at telling your friends about the plot of a movie in twenty words or less?  Then maybe you should consider a career as an abstractor.  Researching, analyzing and summarizing laws, statutes, case histories and documents for legal, insurance and property reference are all in a day’s work for an abstractor.  A high school degree is required but most employers prefer an associate or bachelor’s degree with course work in math, real estate law, banking, finance and law.  Salaries range from $27,000 to $47,000 annually.  Now that’s noteworthy. More Jobsciptions, click here. [...] [...] Do you like to dig for answers? In your mind is authenticity everything?  Are you good at telling your friends about the plot of a movie in twenty words or less?  Then maybe you should consider a career as an abstractor.  Researching, analyzing and summarizing laws, statutes, case histories and documents for legal, insurance and property reference are all in a day’s work for an abstractor.  A high school degree is required but most employers prefer an associate or bachelor’s degree with course work in math, real estate law, banking, finance and law.  Salaries range from $27,000 to $47,000 annually.  Now that’s noteworthy. More Jobsciptions, click here. [...]

]]> http://iget2work.com/tips/work-news/comment-page-1/#comment-762 comedy for the unemployed ~~ iGet2Work® » JOBSCRIPTION: Interior Designer ~~job humor Mon, 21 Mar 2011 01:46:57 +0000 http://localhost/wordpress2/?page_id=68#comment-762 [...] When you were growing up did you change the color of your bedroom walls every season? Were coordinating throw pillows on your list of summer camp supplies?  Are you known to your friends as the “Prince of Chintz?”   Then maybe you should consider a career as an interior designer.  Planning and designing the interior of buildings, be they, businesses, institutions or private residences are all in a day’s work for interior designers.  Salaries range from $32,000 to $92,000 annually.  That’ll keep slipcovers on the sofa. More Jobsciptions, click here. [...] [...] When you were growing up did you change the color of your bedroom walls every season? Were coordinating throw pillows on your list of summer camp supplies?  Are you known to your friends as the “Prince of Chintz?”   Then maybe you should consider a career as an interior designer.  Planning and designing the interior of buildings, be they, businesses, institutions or private residences are all in a day’s work for interior designers.  Salaries range from $32,000 to $92,000 annually.  That’ll keep slipcovers on the sofa. More Jobsciptions, click here. [...]

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