1 What’s the one thing you think insurance companies should never cover?
Insurance company executives.
2 What’s the one thing a doctor should never charge for?
3 What’s your favorite medical instrument?
The Sexy Nurse.
4 If you were in charge of healthcare, what plastic surgery procedure would
you like to make illegal?
Fake lips. If I wanted to kiss rubber, I’d go back to testing tires.
5 What’s the most unhealthy thing you do?
Answer internet questionnaires.
6 What’s your best home healthcare remedy?
A packet of emergenC in a cup of herbal tea. Seriously, learned it from a 70 year-old who’s fit as a 50 year old.
7 Would you rather be rich or healthy and why?
Rich, because I could buy muself a healthy clone.
8 What would you be willing to give up or do without in exchange for
Complaining about healthcare.
9 Who was your favorite TV doctor?
10 If you could have any medical procedure free of charge what would it be?
Insertion of a bottomless stomach … by a sexy nurse.