10 ANSWERS TO HEALTHCARE.
1 What’s the one thing you think insurance companies should never cover?
Anything Carrot Top should want.
2 What’s the one thing a doctor should never charge for?
They shouldn’t charge for those backless gowns. “They don’t have a
back!”
3 What’s your favorite medical instrument?
The door handle on my way out.
4 If you were in charge of healthcare, what plastic surgery procedure would
you like to make illegal?
Lipo! Or anything Carrot Top should want.
5 What’s the most unhealthy thing you do?
Living in LA. But I love it!!!
6 What’s your best home healthcare remedy?
Vodka.
7 Would you rather be rich or healthy and why?
I’d rather be rich! Why? Why not.
8 What would you be willing to give up or do without in exchange for
healthcare?
The View. Not from my window, the tv show.
9 Who was your favorite TV doctor?
Marcus Welby.
10 If you could have any medical procedure free of charge what would it be?
Botox.