An eco conscious caller who refuses to use your doorbell and waste power.
Tom Cruise is about to sign up to a new, high-tech, eco thriller: Mission Compostable.
Why are Eco warriors bad at poker?
They like to avoid the flush.
There was an old woman who lived in a shoe.
Because she had an exemplary regimen of recycling.
Hear about the eco Grand Prix driver who lost? He had to stop the car to plant 150 trees after every lap.
Never lend an eco-geologist money. They consider a million years ago to be recent.
Everybody is talking about the weather but nobody does anything about it.
– Mark Twain
What are you going to do for EarthDay? I’m going to recycle all my old jokes!