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Labor Day Jokes

We Celebrate the American Worker:

Plumber says: “We repair what your husband fixed.”

Tire shop worker says: “Invite us to your next blowout.”

Electrician says: “Let us remove your shorts.”

Optometrist says: “If you don’t see what you’re looking for, you’ve come to the right place.”

Taxidermist says: “We really know our stuff.”

Podiatrist says: “Time wounds all heels.”

Pizza Chef says: “7 days without pizza makes one weak.”

Proctologist says: “To expedite your visit please back in.”

Gynecologist says: “Dr. Jones, at your cervix.”

Funeral Director says: “Drive carefully. We’ll wait..”


American cousin: How do you say ‘Labor Day’ in Russian?
Russian cousin: Another freezing and snowy day.

Did you hear the one about Labor Day?
It works for me!

If a train station is where the train stops, and a bus station is where the bus stops, what is a work station?

If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.


Sept. 5, 1882 10,000 workers had 1st Labor Day parade in NYC.

Oregon was the 1st state to grant Labor Day a legal holiday in 1887.

President Grover Cleveland approved Labor Day as a holiday after a Pullman strike in Chicago.

The first Labor Day was on a Tuesday, designed to break up the long stretch between Independence Day and Thanksgiving.

Peter McGuire, an Irish American Cabinet Maker, proposed Labor Day on 5/18/1882 at a Central Labor Union meeting.

Canada celebrates Labor Day which started in Winnipeg in 1894.

Labor Day was fought for by Union leaders and received rights to organize and negotiate in 1935 (Labor Relations Act).

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