1 What’s the one thing you think insurance companies should never cover?

Insurance company executives.

2 What’s the one thing a doctor should never charge for?

Lollipops.

3 What’s your favorite medical instrument?

The Sexy Nurse.

4 If you were in charge of healthcare, what plastic surgery procedure would
you like to make illegal?

Fake lips. If I wanted to kiss rubber, I’d go back to testing tires.

5 What’s the most unhealthy thing you do?

Answer internet questionnaires.

6 What’s your best home healthcare remedy?

A packet of emergenC in a cup of herbal tea. Seriously, learned it from a 70 year-old who’s fit as a 50 year old.

7 Would you rather be rich or healthy and why?

Rich, because I could buy muself a healthy clone.

8 What would you be willing to give up or do without in exchange for
healthcare?

Complaining about healthcare.

9 Who was your favorite TV doctor?

Dr. Who.

10 If you could have any medical procedure free of charge what would it be?

Insertion of a bottomless stomach … by a sexy nurse.